Me vs Inner Me - The Everyday Battle
Inner Me: How far? We've got a task to tackle today. Should we do it ourselves or assign it to someone?
Me: Hmm, that's a tough one. I mean, we're pretty capable, right? We can totally handle it ourselves!
Inner Me: Oh, come on! You know we've got a million other things on our plate. Why not delegate this one and save ourselves some time and energy?
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Me: Yeah, you're right. Delegating could be a smart move. But what if they don't do it as well as we would? We've got high standards, you know.
Inner Me: That's a valid concern, but hey, we can always provide clear instructions and guidance. It’ll be just fine. Plus, we’ll be able to focus on more important tasks.
Me: True, true. You have sense. But what if they mess it up completely? What if it's a disaster?
Inner Me: Oh, come on! Don't be such a worrywart. We can always fix it if something goes wrong. Life’s not that hard.
Me: That's true. I just dey worry myself. But this task would be fun, though. If we don’t do it ourselves. We might miss out on the fun.
Inner Me: Ah ha, mumu, the good ol' FOMO strikes again! Look, we can't do everything ourselves. Sometimes it's okay to let go and trust others to handle things. It's a lesson in relinquishing control. And if you’re not tired, I am; it’s not a fun or no fun matter.
Me: Relax, I get what you're saying, but I just can't shake off this indecisiveness. It's like my brain is caught in a never-ending loop of confusion.
Inner Me: Na because you be mumu.
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Me: Maybe we should just flip a coin or something and let fate decide?
Inner Me: Oh, don't even get me started on the pros and cons of coin flipping! We'd end up arguing about that too. Let's just embrace the confusion for now, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon a solution eventually.
Me: Fair enough. Let the confusion reign supreme for now. We'll figure it out...eventually...maybe. Or maybe not. Who knows? What if we die before we figure it out?
Inner Me: Exactly! Embrace the uncertainty, my friend. It's all part of the grand adventure of life.
Me: How’s that an adventure?
Inner Me: Bro, have you eaten?
Me: No, it’s quite early. Andrew Tate said it’s good to stay hungry because that’s when your brain works best.
Inner Me: Well, that doesn’t seem to be working well for you right now. Try to eat first, then we can come back to this discussion.
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